Lets have a double date

Still Gets Carded says: "Me:
Attractive, healthy, clean, 40( I still get carded), short dark hair, funny, bored.

My roommate:
Healthy, attractive, clean, 24, short dark hair, five o'clock shadow, funny, bored.

(It's interesting that you ordered the adjectives to describe yourself and your roommate differently. Are you implying your roommate is not as attractive as yourself, although he may be healthier? It's good that you are both clean. That's important.)

What we want:
(Sex.)
We are looking for two friends who want to come over & have fun.
*******SEND A PICTURE PLEASE &/OR A PHONE NUMBER******(WE WILL ALSO)

We have drinks, snacks, entertainment & us. We have a big decent house, good attitudes a pool table, WTC.

If your interested get back asap. Hopefully you can come over now & we can have fun throughout the night ;)"

 

You have two bottles of booze, that don't even appear to be full, and a bag of doritos. That hardly counts as "drinks and snacks". What does WTC stand for? Wu Tang Clan? Want to Craft? Or were you trying to say "etc..."? Your slack ass offering of "drinks and snacks" is probably a good representation of everything else you think might be of interest.

  http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/m4w/3199371224.html

Shiny Spandex Guy Will Never Go Away

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6ft 4in Blue eyes, ISO LTR, Passion and bliss

This guy has been applying for jobs so long he can't seem to get out of resume mode.

Keyword Guru says: "If interested please send a photo when responding if not then the best of life and love to you.

If you seek honesty, loyalty, passion, compassion, confidence, humility, sensitivity, understanding. I consider myself ecclectic, strong physically and mentally, intellectual, skilled, diverse in abilities, professional. Life experienced. I would enjoy cooking fine cuisine, movies, picnics, what ever your heart desires, together in quality companionship. Sunsets and moonscapes, mountains, rivers and deserts. I am compelled to help the suffering and less fortunate. If this feels right then maybe it is. Contact me.

I like passionate and excitable, yet stable and mature, devoted and considerate, calculating yet spontaneous, knowledgable of history and contemporary World conditions, living in the moment while planning for the future together with similar perspectives and objectives."

Also comes with an impressive collection of business attire....

Casual Suit- Perfect for business lunches

Used Car Salesman Suit -  Tops for selling hunks of junk

 

Funeral Director Suit - Ready to serve all of your dead body needs

 

http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/m4w/3189728852.html

Modern Romance Week 3

Related Posts: 

 Original Post, Modern Romance Week 1, Modern Romance Week 2

Move-In BF Here

Unemployed and Homeless says: "I am 27, and looking for a woman that would enjoy having a male companion move in. Found myself in a bind and with nowhere to go. Roommate has to take off to Montana since his mother had a stroke, which leaves me needing out of here by the 13th of this month. (And of course the first solution to this problem he could come up with was whoring himself out on Craigslist.)
If you're interested... I can be a good partner for you. Whether you're only wanting friendship, benefits, or a relationship.
I'm 5'9", 160lbs, well hung. I'm intelligent, humorous, witty, clean, and know how to cook. I also enjoy waking my girl up to breakfast, or to make love, on random occasions. I like movies and music as well (It would be interesting to meet someone who does not like movies or music...). Cuddling up on the couch in the evening sounds lovely.
I also enjoy fishing, hunting, camping, hiking, swimming, etc.

I don't drink or do drugs (don't mind if you drink, as long as you aren't a drunk). I am a smoker, though I can do this outside if necessary. I work e-bay but haven't had a chance to set that up yet since I've only recently moved here (So, you don't work Ebay. You think about working Ebay...someday. What you are really trying to say is you are unemployed with no future plans of looking for a job...). It's good money when I have a vehicle (...and that you don't have a car).

Please respond when a phone number, and what you're interested in, exactly. Thanks, and have a good one."

Boy, you sound like a catch. 

 

 http://boise.craigslist.org/m4w/3188504687.html

 

Do you like men who are Interesting, Unique and just "DIFFERENT"

"Different" says:  "Greetings, I just thought I would hop on here and let you know that the chupacabra has been sighted in both Nampa, and parts of Caldwell. So please watch your children, cars and pets or they will likely perish.

OK.., for real now, I am 27.8, 6 foot 1 inches tall, and I live alone in my own dinosaur adorned apartment located in Nampa, I have been told I am kind of unusual and very different from most people , some have gone so far as to call me eccentric. I dont know what I am actually, im kind of still figuring that out myself. But I do enjoy my existence on this planet immensely, even if I live in the vicinity of a goat sucking cryptozoological animal.

If you are stuck in a rut or are very familiar with monotony then perhaps you should consider chatting with me sometime, I might just help break the cycle. I have many hobbies, too many to list all of them here. A few of them are reading and learning, listening to electronic music, arranging nursing home boxing tournaments, hanging out with good friends, bear farming, and camping.

I must warn you, there is not a whole lot in my life that I take too seriously, and I enjoy having fun and meeting new people. I am a HUGE HUGE science nerd, but not the socially inept kind who talk to themselves. I just enjoy knowing how the world works and how we got here.
I am looking for some WIMINZ to talk to and possibly meet. If you are any of the following please contact me so we can get acquainted.
NERDY, UNORTHODOX, NICE, INTERESTING, INTELLIGENT, UNIQUE, CARING, FUNNY, POSSESS THE ABILITY TO FLY OR PLAY DEAD, LIKES SCIENCE, LOYAL, TRUSTWORTHY, OR CAN SAFELY DETAIN A RABID IGUANA as well as being HONEST.

You dont have to be all of the above, but I like to meet individuals who are friendworthy, non conservative, and who also dont take everything in life extremely seriously and likes to have a good time. If u decide to message me, there is a good chance that you will not regret it. But who knows now-a-days.... Alright I have to GTFO (leave) now because I have to get these godamned drunk gazelles out of my effin house somehow................any suggestions?
I hope to hear from some of you..
Godspeed"

Very different, indeed. If by different you mean just like every other 16-21 year old guy, who is trying be "different"...except of course you are almost 28 and should probably be out of that phase by now.

And now for an example of what his "O-face" looks like...because you know how important it is to preview the "O-face" before you actually commit to communicating with someone. For the first time. Ever. 

 

http://boise.craigslist.org/m4w/3177726641.html