Monday, February 18, 2013
Monday, February 4, 2013
Special Romance-Just Not Love
This is going to be long and confusing...
Marc says: " ------------------------PICS--------------------------PICS--------------------------------------PICS----------------------
[ The first "2" are me ] [ The next "3" could be US ] the others, "I just really like", LOL
(Only the first one appears to be him. The rest are pretty lame and are therefor not included in this post.)
(This upcoming part is very important. Pay attention. Reread if necessary.)
WHEN YOU SEND A MESSAGE. THE HEADING IN THE SUBJECT NEEDS TO INCLUDE ["looking FOR marc" ] EXACTLY LIKE YOU SEE IT. COPY PASTE, THIS WILL PROVE "YOU ARE REAL". WITHOUT ["looking FOR marc" ] HEADING YOUR EMAIL WILL BE DELETED. NO PICS WITH PROFILES ADS PUSHING ON-LINE DATING SITES, THESE WILL BE DELETED FIRST. THANKS
(Most other people manage to convey their bot beating tactics in a sentence. Not Marc!)
------------THIS IS FOR SERIOUS "AVAILABLE" WOMEN ONLY------------
SERIOUS" NONCOMMITTAL SHORT TERM SEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS, [STR] as opossed to [LTR],TO DO WORK WHEN IT IS DONE RIGHT. I WAS IN ONE FOR OVER SEVEN YEARS UNTIL SHE MEET SOMEONE AND GOT MARRIED. I AM VERY HAPPY FOR HER AND WE ARE STILL FRIENDS. TO THIS DAY IT NO ONE KNOWS NOT EVEN HER HUSBAND AND I DO NOT ASSOCIATE WITH THEM EITHER. THAT IS HOW IT WILL AND SHOULD STAY. MY FAMILY, FRIENDS, & SOCIAL/BUSINESS CONTACTS DO NOT KNOW THIS ABOUT ME. THAT IS WHY I HAVE VERY FEW PROBLEMS, I KEEP MY BUSINESS TO MYSELF!!! THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT THAT ARE LIKE ME. NOT MANY, BUT THEY DO EXIST. A "[NSR]" or as there referred to now as"[STR]" PERSON USUALLY STAYS THAT WAY. WE ARE NOT MARRIED AND WE DO NOT GET INVOLVED WITH COUPLES OF ANY KIND.SHORT TERM RELATIONSHIP(2-3 years) IS WHAT I SEEK JUST DIFFERENT FROM WHAT MOST THINK.
(They are still friends but he doesn't associate with them...)
"We are smart enough not to buy into the oldest myth running: love. A fiction created by people to keep them from jumping out of windows." QUOTE BY MICHAEL DOUGLAS WALL STREET 1987
IF THIS IS THE KIND OF RELATIONSHIP YOU ARE SEEKING OR INTERESTED IN EXPLORING. THEN EXPECT IT TO BE APPROACHED IN A SECURITY/SAFE LIKE MANNER AT FIRST. YOU WILL NEED TO SEND A FEW PICS, JUST BODY SHOTS, LIKE I HAVE PROVIDED,(WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHS). FACIAL SHOTS ARE OPTIONAL BUT NOT REQUIRED. "DO NOT SEND VAGINAL PICS OF ANY KIND I WILL NOT HESITATE TO DELETE AND SPAM." WE WILL THEN MOVE FORWARD EXCHANGING INFO SUCH AS STATUS, CITY YOU LIVE IN, LIKE AND DISLIKES,ETC. WHEN WE FINALLY MEET IN A PULIC PLACE, WE NEED TO PROVIDE EACH OTHER WITH RESULTS OF RECENT STD TEST. JUST FOR THE RECORD I AM CLEAN ON BOTH. BTW IF YOU NOT GOING TO PROVIDE VERIFICATION THAT YOU ARE CLEAN, THEN I'M NOT INTERESTED. WHY ANYONE, "WHO IS CLEAN" WOULD NOT WANT THE SAME IS CRAZY.
About me:
I work a lot, I'm on the road mostly in NC&Va. (No time for relationships),So I am not looking for a wife nor a soul mate. I am a VERY PRIVATE person. I expect and respect the same for others. I am a straight forward no nonsense guy who is POLITE and always picks up the check. I don't like playing gamesand I don't like being to be played. Because I do about my appearance, I'm careful what I eat, I am an attractive white male with short brown hair. I am not fat,bald,hairy,and I stay clean and groomed. (No piercing or tattoos) I am Careful about what I eat I get my exercise activities like dancing,& outdoor sports. I don't sleep much. I like casual sex without strings,(nothing weird) 1ON1, no groups, toys are ok, but I don't need them. Not into cyber sex, I like The real thing. I like good conversation and great sex. Please be within 80 miles of thr Triad so it will be easier for both of us.
-----------------------------Remember:["looking FOR marc" ]----------------------------------
(Yes, don't forget that!)
Lives:--------------------alone
Status:-------------------single,
Body type:---------------slender
Hair color:---------------light brown
eye color:----------------blue
Interests:----------------camping, conversation, cooking, dancing, dining out, performing arts, playing sports, the outdoors, skiing,theater, travel/sightseeing
Drinking:-----------------occasionally
Smoking-----------------none
Drugs:-------------------none
Piercing or Tattoos-----none
Turn on:----------------LOYALTY, COURAGE & SEX
Turn offs:--------------Playing Games( Screwing with with people heads),CRYING for self pitty, BIG mouths, & MEAN people
Looking for:------------Sexual Encounter, (SERIOUS SHORT TERM NONCOMMITTAL SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP)
About my Partner:
I'm looking for an energetic strong,Independent,attractive lady who is not overly sensitive, needy, nor clingy and is very comfortable and confident in her sexuality. Having the ability to be in a noncommittal sexual relationship without all the personal business and BEING DISCREET is very important! The factors that are most important to me when looking for a sexual partner: Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, "[STR]" Please be within 80 miles of thr Triad so it will be easier for both of us.
Reminder: ["looking FOR marc" ]
(Very important!)
Partner I'm looking for:
Age:--------------------------between 24 and 54
Relationship status:---------currently separated, divorced, widowed, single "NO Married women please"
Lives:-------------------------live alone, live with kids, live with parents, live with roommate(s) "NO women with boyfriends please"
Body type:-------------------slender,athletic,toned,average,curvy,little stocky
Height:-----------------------Any I don't mind
Personality:------------------Any, I don't mind
Smoking: --------------------I don't mind
Drinking; --------------------never, occasionally, daily, I don't mind
Drugs: -----------------------keep it to your self, I don't mind
Ethnicity: --------------------Any, I don't mind
Languages:------------------Any, I don't mind
Religion: --------------------Any I don't mind
Lifestyle: --------------------early bird, neither, night owl
Appearance:----------------very attractive, attractive, average
Hair color: ------------------black, brown, blonde, auburn / red, other
Hair length: -----------------very short, short, shoulder-length, long
Piercing tattoos:------------none, visible, I don't mind
(Basically, anyone.)
In the bedroom, activities of interest:
Straight sex
Giving oral sex
Receiving oral sex
Anal play (If makes my partner happy)
Toys (anything that will please her )
Mutual masturbation
In the bedroom, activities are OFF LIMITS to me.
Bondage
Slave/Master
Handcuffs
(You and Shiny Spandex Guy wouldn't hit it off then....)
IF A [STR] IS THE KIND OF RELATIONSHIP YOU ARE INTERESTED IN EXPLORING. YOU WILL NEED TO SEND A FEW PICS, JUST BODY SHOTS, LIKE I HAVE PROVIDED,(WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHS). FACIAL SHOTS ARE NOT DESCREET, WE DO THAT IN PERSON. "DO NOT SEND VAGINAL PICS OF ANY KIND I WILL NOT HESITATE TO DELETE AND SPAM." WE WILL THEN MOVE FORWARD EXCHANGING INFO SUCH AS STATUS, CITY YOU LIVE IN, LIKE AND DISLIKES,ETC. THEN WE WILL MEET IN A PUBLIC PLACE. IF YOU NOT GOING TO PROVIDE VERIFICATION THAT YOU ARE CLEAN, THEN I'M NOT INTERESTED. WHY ANYONE, "WHO IS CLEAN" WOULD NOT WANT THE SAME IS CRAZY.
Reminder: ["looking FOR marc" ]"
I think the reason he over complicates the whole Spam Bot Avoidance thing is so that when no one replies he can lie to himself and blame it on people screwing up his "instructions". He makes it seem much more difficult than it actually is.
This whole ad could have been written in two sentences. Succinct writing is apparently not one of Marc's strong points.
"Seeking ongoing NSA relationship. Put ["looking FOR marc" ] in the subject line".
Voila. Marc's ad in a nutshell. And he might actually get an email or two.
Marc says: " ------------------------PICS--------------------------PICS--------------------------------------PICS----------------------
[ The first "2" are me ] [ The next "3" could be US ] the others, "I just really like", LOL
(Only the first one appears to be him. The rest are pretty lame and are therefor not included in this post.)
(This upcoming part is very important. Pay attention. Reread if necessary.)
WHEN YOU SEND A MESSAGE. THE HEADING IN THE SUBJECT NEEDS TO INCLUDE ["looking FOR marc" ] EXACTLY LIKE YOU SEE IT. COPY PASTE, THIS WILL PROVE "YOU ARE REAL". WITHOUT ["looking FOR marc" ] HEADING YOUR EMAIL WILL BE DELETED. NO PICS WITH PROFILES ADS PUSHING ON-LINE DATING SITES, THESE WILL BE DELETED FIRST. THANKS
(Most other people manage to convey their bot beating tactics in a sentence. Not Marc!)
------------THIS IS FOR SERIOUS "AVAILABLE" WOMEN ONLY------------
SERIOUS" NONCOMMITTAL SHORT TERM SEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS, [STR] as opossed to [LTR],TO DO WORK WHEN IT IS DONE RIGHT. I WAS IN ONE FOR OVER SEVEN YEARS UNTIL SHE MEET SOMEONE AND GOT MARRIED. I AM VERY HAPPY FOR HER AND WE ARE STILL FRIENDS. TO THIS DAY IT NO ONE KNOWS NOT EVEN HER HUSBAND AND I DO NOT ASSOCIATE WITH THEM EITHER. THAT IS HOW IT WILL AND SHOULD STAY. MY FAMILY, FRIENDS, & SOCIAL/BUSINESS CONTACTS DO NOT KNOW THIS ABOUT ME. THAT IS WHY I HAVE VERY FEW PROBLEMS, I KEEP MY BUSINESS TO MYSELF!!! THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT THAT ARE LIKE ME. NOT MANY, BUT THEY DO EXIST. A "[NSR]" or as there referred to now as"[STR]" PERSON USUALLY STAYS THAT WAY. WE ARE NOT MARRIED AND WE DO NOT GET INVOLVED WITH COUPLES OF ANY KIND.SHORT TERM RELATIONSHIP(2-3 years) IS WHAT I SEEK JUST DIFFERENT FROM WHAT MOST THINK.
(They are still friends but he doesn't associate with them...)
"We are smart enough not to buy into the oldest myth running: love. A fiction created by people to keep them from jumping out of windows." QUOTE BY MICHAEL DOUGLAS WALL STREET 1987
IF THIS IS THE KIND OF RELATIONSHIP YOU ARE SEEKING OR INTERESTED IN EXPLORING. THEN EXPECT IT TO BE APPROACHED IN A SECURITY/SAFE LIKE MANNER AT FIRST. YOU WILL NEED TO SEND A FEW PICS, JUST BODY SHOTS, LIKE I HAVE PROVIDED,(WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHS). FACIAL SHOTS ARE OPTIONAL BUT NOT REQUIRED. "DO NOT SEND VAGINAL PICS OF ANY KIND I WILL NOT HESITATE TO DELETE AND SPAM." WE WILL THEN MOVE FORWARD EXCHANGING INFO SUCH AS STATUS, CITY YOU LIVE IN, LIKE AND DISLIKES,ETC. WHEN WE FINALLY MEET IN A PULIC PLACE, WE NEED TO PROVIDE EACH OTHER WITH RESULTS OF RECENT STD TEST. JUST FOR THE RECORD I AM CLEAN ON BOTH. BTW IF YOU NOT GOING TO PROVIDE VERIFICATION THAT YOU ARE CLEAN, THEN I'M NOT INTERESTED. WHY ANYONE, "WHO IS CLEAN" WOULD NOT WANT THE SAME IS CRAZY.
About me:
I work a lot, I'm on the road mostly in NC&Va. (No time for relationships),So I am not looking for a wife nor a soul mate. I am a VERY PRIVATE person. I expect and respect the same for others. I am a straight forward no nonsense guy who is POLITE and always picks up the check. I don't like playing gamesand I don't like being to be played. Because I do about my appearance, I'm careful what I eat, I am an attractive white male with short brown hair. I am not fat,bald,hairy,and I stay clean and groomed. (No piercing or tattoos) I am Careful about what I eat I get my exercise activities like dancing,& outdoor sports. I don't sleep much. I like casual sex without strings,(nothing weird) 1ON1, no groups, toys are ok, but I don't need them. Not into cyber sex, I like The real thing. I like good conversation and great sex. Please be within 80 miles of thr Triad so it will be easier for both of us.
-----------------------------Remember:["looking FOR marc" ]----------------------------------
(Yes, don't forget that!)
Lives:--------------------alone
Status:-------------------single,
Body type:---------------slender
Hair color:---------------light brown
eye color:----------------blue
Interests:----------------camping, conversation, cooking, dancing, dining out, performing arts, playing sports, the outdoors, skiing,theater, travel/sightseeing
Drinking:-----------------occasionally
Smoking-----------------none
Drugs:-------------------none
Piercing or Tattoos-----none
Turn on:----------------LOYALTY, COURAGE & SEX
Turn offs:--------------Playing Games( Screwing with with people heads),CRYING for self pitty, BIG mouths, & MEAN people
Looking for:------------Sexual Encounter, (SERIOUS SHORT TERM NONCOMMITTAL SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP)
About my Partner:
I'm looking for an energetic strong,Independent,attractive lady who is not overly sensitive, needy, nor clingy and is very comfortable and confident in her sexuality. Having the ability to be in a noncommittal sexual relationship without all the personal business and BEING DISCREET is very important! The factors that are most important to me when looking for a sexual partner: Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, "[STR]" Please be within 80 miles of thr Triad so it will be easier for both of us.
Reminder: ["looking FOR marc" ]
(Very important!)
Partner I'm looking for:
Age:--------------------------between 24 and 54
Relationship status:---------currently separated, divorced, widowed, single "NO Married women please"
Lives:-------------------------live alone, live with kids, live with parents, live with roommate(s) "NO women with boyfriends please"
Body type:-------------------slender,athletic,toned,average,curvy,little stocky
Height:-----------------------Any I don't mind
Personality:------------------Any, I don't mind
Smoking: --------------------I don't mind
Drinking; --------------------never, occasionally, daily, I don't mind
Drugs: -----------------------keep it to your self, I don't mind
Ethnicity: --------------------Any, I don't mind
Languages:------------------Any, I don't mind
Religion: --------------------Any I don't mind
Lifestyle: --------------------early bird, neither, night owl
Appearance:----------------very attractive, attractive, average
Hair color: ------------------black, brown, blonde, auburn / red, other
Hair length: -----------------very short, short, shoulder-length, long
Piercing tattoos:------------none, visible, I don't mind
(Basically, anyone.)
In the bedroom, activities of interest:
Straight sex
Giving oral sex
Receiving oral sex
Anal play (If makes my partner happy)
Toys (anything that will please her )
Mutual masturbation
In the bedroom, activities are OFF LIMITS to me.
Bondage
Slave/Master
Handcuffs
(You and Shiny Spandex Guy wouldn't hit it off then....)
IF A [STR] IS THE KIND OF RELATIONSHIP YOU ARE INTERESTED IN EXPLORING. YOU WILL NEED TO SEND A FEW PICS, JUST BODY SHOTS, LIKE I HAVE PROVIDED,(WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHS). FACIAL SHOTS ARE NOT DESCREET, WE DO THAT IN PERSON. "DO NOT SEND VAGINAL PICS OF ANY KIND I WILL NOT HESITATE TO DELETE AND SPAM." WE WILL THEN MOVE FORWARD EXCHANGING INFO SUCH AS STATUS, CITY YOU LIVE IN, LIKE AND DISLIKES,ETC. THEN WE WILL MEET IN A PUBLIC PLACE. IF YOU NOT GOING TO PROVIDE VERIFICATION THAT YOU ARE CLEAN, THEN I'M NOT INTERESTED. WHY ANYONE, "WHO IS CLEAN" WOULD NOT WANT THE SAME IS CRAZY.
Reminder: ["looking FOR marc" ]"
I think the reason he over complicates the whole Spam Bot Avoidance thing is so that when no one replies he can lie to himself and blame it on people screwing up his "instructions". He makes it seem much more difficult than it actually is.
This whole ad could have been written in two sentences. Succinct writing is apparently not one of Marc's strong points.
"Seeking ongoing NSA relationship. Put ["looking FOR marc" ] in the subject line".
Voila. Marc's ad in a nutshell. And he might actually get an email or two.
Marc's ad was submitted by a reader. Thanks! Reader submissions are always appreciated.
http://charlotte.craigslist.org/m4w/3558286685.html
hard33 - m4w - 33
That guy is totally checking him out :)
Dany says: "I am 6-3 tall,dark skin,33 years old..very good looking, seeking pussy to fuck,also I can host,NO MONEY INVOLVE"
He should probably let that guy in the back know that he is seeking women and their lovely lady parts.
http://phoenix.craigslist.org/cph/m4w/3583539437.html
Monday, January 28, 2013
im drug free - 23
...this morning.
Stephen says: "im stephen and im drug free and im look for some one who is a good women who need a drug free guy im a good guy and i well do thing u need me to do so if u are look for that a drug free guy who well be good to u email me"
Questions to ask: For how long have you been drug free? Is this a commitment thing, or will you stop being drug free when your connection reups?
Stephen says: "im stephen and im drug free and im look for some one who is a good women who need a drug free guy im a good guy and i well do thing u need me to do so if u are look for that a drug free guy who well be good to u email me"
Questions to ask: For how long have you been drug free? Is this a commitment thing, or will you stop being drug free when your connection reups?
http://mobile.craigslist.org/m4w/3570497247.html
Monday, January 21, 2013
Ladies:lets make a baby. Sperm donor or responsible baby daddy4you
Starting to think Craigslist really does need to make a new section in the personal ads for sperm donors. Maybe someone, somewhere is looking for a good deal on baby making juice.
Baby Daddy4you says: "White guy here 37yrs old and looking for a woman who would like to have a baby but has either not met a willing man or does not want a man in her life. I would prefer to assist the child's mother and be active in the child's life and help out both financially with child support as well as in all ways in which a father should help. I would expect to trust and be friends and co-parents with the child's mother so there would be no need for baby momma/daddy drama, jealousy, paternity tests, or other childish games since we are adults. Also, if the woman strictly wants a sperm donation and nothing else from the father then I would be open to helping with that as well and it could be through either sex or at home insemination. Drug and disease free here and looking for the same and someone who is serious. This would be something that obviously I would want the woman to be comfortable with so I would be open to agreeing with her terms upfront, in writing and in front of notary if she chooses. If interested, please put the name of your county in the subject block of your reply."
Here are some of our older Sperm Donor posts:
ANY GIRL WANT TO GET PREGNANT?
Want to get pregnant?
Decided to procreate. Anyone want to get pregnant?
And here's an article about Craigslist sperm donation gone wrong:
Craigslist Sperm Donor Forced to Pay Child Support
Can't say this enough, "Don't give sperm to strangers!"
Some Friendly Advice from Studs of CL
Baby Daddy4you says: "White guy here 37yrs old and looking for a woman who would like to have a baby but has either not met a willing man or does not want a man in her life. I would prefer to assist the child's mother and be active in the child's life and help out both financially with child support as well as in all ways in which a father should help. I would expect to trust and be friends and co-parents with the child's mother so there would be no need for baby momma/daddy drama, jealousy, paternity tests, or other childish games since we are adults. Also, if the woman strictly wants a sperm donation and nothing else from the father then I would be open to helping with that as well and it could be through either sex or at home insemination. Drug and disease free here and looking for the same and someone who is serious. This would be something that obviously I would want the woman to be comfortable with so I would be open to agreeing with her terms upfront, in writing and in front of notary if she chooses. If interested, please put the name of your county in the subject block of your reply."
Here are some of our older Sperm Donor posts:
ANY GIRL WANT TO GET PREGNANT?
Want to get pregnant?
Decided to procreate. Anyone want to get pregnant?
And here's an article about Craigslist sperm donation gone wrong:
Craigslist Sperm Donor Forced to Pay Child Support
Can't say this enough, "Don't give sperm to strangers!"
Some Friendly Advice from Studs of CL
http://dothan.craigslist.org/m4w/3550025620.html
Wednesday, January 16, 2013
Elvis needs a naughty helper!
Elvis says: "Elvis needs a naughty helper this Christmas season! Are there any
naughty college girls or ladies who think they still look like college
girls for some naughty photo shoots and possibly more? Send your face
and naughty pics, along with your number, and tell Elvis why you should
be in his photo shoot!"
"Elvis" needs a better Elvis get-up and to spend some time working on his pecs.
"Elvis" needs a better Elvis get-up and to spend some time working on his pecs.
That's not a banana in his pocket. He's happy to see you.
http://auburn.craigslist.org/m4w/3485868091.html
Tuesday, January 15, 2013
Jogging partner - 30
Did you miss out on that last community service project we posted? Need to get a few hours in? Good samaritan? Like to do your bit to make the world a better place? Or maybe after kicking Gigalo's ass for wasting your sweet time with his nonsense? Whatever the reason, we've got you covered!
Not a Jogger says: "Hello Ladies!
I am a 30yo swm looking for a really cool girl that is looking for a
jogging partner. I wanna take off like 25lbs and I am not a jogger,
maybe you can motivate me:) (With your vagina.)
It would be nice for a fwb relationship to develop and we can burn some additional calories after our hot sweaty runs. (Ewww.) My pic is attached and im like 15lbs heavier than i was in this pic.. put runner girl in the subject line so I know its legit:) Smooches
Hit me up, I cant wait to hear from you! (Have a feeling you'll be waiting a while.)"
It would be nice for a fwb relationship to develop and we can burn some additional calories after our hot sweaty runs. (Ewww.) My pic is attached and im like 15lbs heavier than i was in this pic.. put runner girl in the subject line so I know its legit:) Smooches
Hit me up, I cant wait to hear from you! (Have a feeling you'll be waiting a while.)"
http://charleston.craigslist.org/m4w/3542008284.html
Monday, January 14, 2013
Searching for you..... - 35
"Donna" says: "Attention ladies!!!!!! I am searching for 10 ladies 21-45 (all shapes,
sizes and ethnic groups) to help me show my roomate/ bestfriend/ fb a
great time and to make this his best birthday present ever!!! 36th
birthday Celebration to start on Feb 8 at 7:00 pm til? His birthday is
actually the 11th of Feb.
We will take him out dancing downtown...... (if you don't drink that's ok cuz I will need a couple designated drivers if can't get limo). Afterward we will bring the party back to my home on James Island where we will be dressing up like belly dancers and dance around him like his harem...... give him a massage from head to toe, (YOU DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH HIM) (Alright, now assuming this is genuinely Donna searching for these women and not Bday boy himself... you intend to have a bunch of women dance around this man in skimpy outfits, rub him down, and NOT have sex with him? Best bday ever how exactly? Sounds craptastic, if that's actually what is going on here. "Here, friend. I have brought you beautiful naked women who will not sleep with you. Happy birthday!" That's like a bad dream you're happy to wake up from.)We will model for him in different outfits...... ie... evening gown, swimsuit, lingerie, sexy costumes, etc...... (Lingerie! It keeps getting better... Guessing Donna doesn't actually like Bday boy.)
You each will be given a T-shirt to take home tooo! Hopefully we will be wearig these in the hot tub...... (Ooooh! A T-shirt? And I was just wondering what was in it for me??) There will be plenty of food and drinks as well. All I ask is that when we go outdancig you dance with HIM and each other not other guys, this is HIS night, TREAT him like a king! Don't get too drunk that you throw up or pass out (You sure know how to rain on a person's parade.). You don't have to stay the whole weekend but I do have plenty of room to crash if you want.
If you wanna have fun and you're interested, please email pic and your phone #. Put KING in subject line so I know you are real.
YOU MUST BE SINGLE!!!!!!!
Thanks,
Donna
PS... He loves RED HIGH HEELS!"
What do you think? Was this Donna's bad idea or Bday boy being lame? Perhaps a combination of both.
Here's a pic in the event you have a pair of red heels you've been itchin' to wear and want to "crash" at a complete stranger's house in your complimentary wet T-shirt...
We will take him out dancing downtown...... (if you don't drink that's ok cuz I will need a couple designated drivers if can't get limo). Afterward we will bring the party back to my home on James Island where we will be dressing up like belly dancers and dance around him like his harem...... give him a massage from head to toe, (YOU DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH HIM) (Alright, now assuming this is genuinely Donna searching for these women and not Bday boy himself... you intend to have a bunch of women dance around this man in skimpy outfits, rub him down, and NOT have sex with him? Best bday ever how exactly? Sounds craptastic, if that's actually what is going on here. "Here, friend. I have brought you beautiful naked women who will not sleep with you. Happy birthday!" That's like a bad dream you're happy to wake up from.)We will model for him in different outfits...... ie... evening gown, swimsuit, lingerie, sexy costumes, etc...... (Lingerie! It keeps getting better... Guessing Donna doesn't actually like Bday boy.)
You each will be given a T-shirt to take home tooo! Hopefully we will be wearig these in the hot tub...... (Ooooh! A T-shirt? And I was just wondering what was in it for me??) There will be plenty of food and drinks as well. All I ask is that when we go outdancig you dance with HIM and each other not other guys, this is HIS night, TREAT him like a king! Don't get too drunk that you throw up or pass out (You sure know how to rain on a person's parade.). You don't have to stay the whole weekend but I do have plenty of room to crash if you want.
If you wanna have fun and you're interested, please email pic and your phone #. Put KING in subject line so I know you are real.
YOU MUST BE SINGLE!!!!!!!
Thanks,
Donna
PS... He loves RED HIGH HEELS!"
What do you think? Was this Donna's bad idea or Bday boy being lame? Perhaps a combination of both.
Here's a pic in the event you have a pair of red heels you've been itchin' to wear and want to "crash" at a complete stranger's house in your complimentary wet T-shirt...
http://charleston.craigslist.org/m4w/3542687707.html
Tuesday, January 8, 2013
Looking for love - 35
He's sexy and he knows it.
http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/m4w/3513750609.html
Sunday, January 6, 2013
A hunk for any age
A hunk of weirdness, that is.
On a positive note you could share earrings with him and he could help you with shaving your eyebrows, or something...
A Hunk says: " Hi
I'm sick of typing these, I'm TOP CLASS for any aged white slender woman who is decent looking, please write... come to my place, it's a music studio and an upscale house and hood... very...
i'm very cool, and good at doing you (That's presumptuous.)... making you feel comfy, as well as very full (Uh huh...)
I'm a programmer, 6 ft, 200 pnds, fit, jog, work at home on computer programming mostly, also music, video, successful, educated, clean.. educated in love and woman, and life and class, all over the world (Whatever you want to hear to get into your pants. That's what he means.)
write to me, please !!!!!!!!!!!"
Think him and Nut Sniffer should get together. They look like they'd hit it off.
On a positive note you could share earrings with him and he could help you with shaving your eyebrows, or something...
A Hunk says: " Hi
I'm sick of typing these, I'm TOP CLASS for any aged white slender woman who is decent looking, please write... come to my place, it's a music studio and an upscale house and hood... very...
i'm very cool, and good at doing you (That's presumptuous.)... making you feel comfy, as well as very full (Uh huh...)
I'm a programmer, 6 ft, 200 pnds, fit, jog, work at home on computer programming mostly, also music, video, successful, educated, clean.. educated in love and woman, and life and class, all over the world (Whatever you want to hear to get into your pants. That's what he means.)
write to me, please !!!!!!!!!!!"
Think him and Nut Sniffer should get together. They look like they'd hit it off.
http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/m4w/3527647738.html
*Page contains nudity. Click on link at one's own discretion*
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