Looking for someone between 35 and 55 - 23

Douche Gigolo says: "Im looking for an older, mature woman that doesnt mind seeing someone younger. Im 23 years old, single and looking for someone to talk to and hopefully get to know. I dont care about looks or size. Its whats inside that counts (Inside your bank account, that is.). If your interested, then just send me a message and ill get to you asap. Thanks!!!"

He's looking forward to spending your money. 

 

http://springfield.craigslist.org/m4w/3173264893.html

Modern Romance Week 2

 

Original Post, Modern Romance Week 1

Decent guy

With a most excellent hat and stache.... Qualities women search high and low for.

 ¡Arriba!

 http://springfield.craigslist.org/m4w/3158703554.html

Are there any National Socialist women out there

Go out with him or he'll shoot!

National Socialist (aka Asswipe) says: "I am a conservative/national socialist man that is looking to build a traditional loving relationship with a like minded woman. If you are reasonably attractive and are interested shoot me a message. I am a good looking guy 100% white Irish descent (Pretty sure Hitler would have gassed the Irish when he got around to it. Unfortunately, they never made the "Superior" list.)."

http://springfield.craigslist.org/m4w/3165829558.html

partners in crime

Hillbilly Samurai says: "I'm looking to meet my equal (His equal in the skills of wielding a sword and wearing a pair of overalls....). I'm tired of the women who expect everything and give nothing in return (No nookie, no dice.). I have a job working part time...trying to start school in the fall and get my degree in diesel technology. I just want something real. Forgive me for saying 'I' all the time... (It'd be kind of weird if you were saying "we" already. After all, we hardly know each other.) but I'm just trying to put out there what i want. I want a woman who has tattoos and piercings as I have both of those (Very important.). I want a woman who likes to hunt, camp, and fish...but not only that know how to survive in the wild if it came to that (i.e. He ditches you naked in the woods somewhere.). Hell...I just need a good woman."

 http://springfield.craigslist.org/m4w/3163683376.html

wats good im jesse im 19 lookin for a cute bad girl

Could be your chance to hook up with a rap artist (aka rapper) before he makes it big!!! Only skinny, bad girls should inquire, though. He's got standards.

Upcomin Rap Artist Says: "im jesse hasty im 19 looking for a cute white or black girl ages from 18 to 24 lives in topeka ks skinny if thats u hmu ima upcomin rap artist"

And in the event being  a rap artist (aka rapper) doesn't work out for you, your back up plan is....?
  

Picture moment in the shampoo aisle at Walmart

Ya know how rap artists gotta keep their lyrics dope and their hair clean. Word.

And the only way wearing sunglasses inside is okay is if you are blind. Since you didn't mention being blind in your ad, we're going to have to assume you are just an idiot.

http://topeka.craigslist.org/m4w/3127377282.html