I could be "that guy" please give me a chance

That Guy says: "You could be my "it girl" and I could be "that guy". That guy that calls or texts just to let you know he's thinking of you. That guy that would buy you something just to make you smile. That guy that's always happy and wants to make you happy. That guy that doesn't know there's any other woman in the world because he only sees you. That guy that will ignore your flaws and love you for who you are. That guy that you would brag about to your friends. That guy that loves to go out and do things instead of staying in all the time. That guy that would take care of you when your sick if you wanted him to. That guy that would never cheat or lock his phone or play childish games. That guy that's been hurt and knows how it feels and would never put anyone else through it. That guy that would stick up for you if someone said something bad about you. That guy that would love you for the rest of his life. I want to change my fb status.....please let me be that guy. Right now I'm just a Single white guy with his life in order, waiting to be that guy. Why am I not that guy now? I'm used to dating poodles, not looking for that guy. They are used to being used and use people and hurt them. I look younger than I am, usually date women in their mid 20's but that hasn't been what I really want. I want a real relationship with mutual affection. Put " Pumped up kicks" or any other song in title so I know your not spam, no song, I won't read. I posted a car on here and got tons of spam :( Your photo gets mine."

Poodles, you say? What are you looking to date now? Labradors? This metaphor is making me uncomfortable... 

Classy. Have a feeling you are already "that guy". That guy that likes to blow hot air up people's asses, that is.

http://charlotte.craigslist.org/m4w/3299146977.html

looking for my first time

Virgin says: "I know, im a lil too old to still be a virgin, but im looking to lose it tonight with the right girl. Here is my X rated pic. If you like what you see. Email me back. Im pretty much looking for any girl. Im real. go cards!!!"

So, which is it? The right girl? Or any girl? Or is any girl the right girl? Just looking for a vagina to stick your pee pee in, huh? If you walk around outside like that long enough, perhaps you will find one. You could stand on a street corner with a sign like the Liberty Tax people. That would be awesome. If you're going to give it away, might as well make it interesting. 

(Image was censored by Studs of Craigslist)

http://louisville.craigslist.org/m4w/3287791010.html

Abe Lincoln Style

Proper Gentleman says: "I'm looking for a woman who likes history. That being said I would like you to wear an olde timey newspaper boy outfit and cap while I dress as a proper gentleman and then promptly bugger you properly. Nothing gay, I just like the movie Newsies."

You want to "bugger" a paperboy. Sounds pretty gay. 

  http://louisville.craigslist.org/m4w/3289856669.html

New to Southern Indiana, Looking to Meet Up

That's a really great picture for your personal ad.

http://louisville.craigslist.org/m4w/3271222071.html

my girls actin like a brat are you the woman for me

About to be single is almost the same thing as single, right? No. Starting a relationship with someone who is preparing to be single is a horrible idea. Maybe one of the worst dating ideas ever.

Probably Gay says: "NO DUDES PLEASE NOT MY PREFERENCE now like the posting says my girl is actin like a brat and don't know how good she has it gettin tired of her crap and now I'm looking I am about to be single I'm 26 own my own businesses construction-mechanics-landscapping-and computer repair I work a lot and this just makes it easier to find someone cause I usually stay busy yeah it comes with running ur own business I am a jack of all trades can fix anything I am 6ft tall 190 Lbs I'm not fat all muscle very athletic and loads of stamina ima bit on the kinky side have 10" pierced yeah you might want it a few times but can u handle it every night atleast 1 -3 times letting me hit that gut or throat without bieng too big shit I get tired of hearing that be my pornstar woman and take it all - all of the time whenever where ever I got a lot of fantasys to fulfill YOUR PIC GETS MORE OF MINE AND MY CELL NUMBER NO PIC NO REPLY AND AGAIN NO DUDES I AM STRAIGHT AND NOTHING WILL CHANGE WOMEN ONLY THANK YOU HAVE A NICE DAY"

Sounds like your girl's got it sweet with all that gut and throat hitting you're doing and stuff. Yea... 

How does someone like you own a business? Think out of all of this that is the really important thing here, because you seem like an idiot.  

 http://charlotte.craigslist.org/m4w/3281655299.html

HELLO WOMAN

Bet he wants a sandwich.

Primitive Gentleman says: "LOOKING TO FIND A FRIEND IAM OUT GOING GUY THAT LIKE TO HAVE FUN. I NEED A FISHING BUDDY. LIKE CAMPING, RIDING HORSES.CANOEING. I LIKE TO BBQ A LOT. IAM 5/8 150LBS I LOOK 100% BETTER IN PERSON. I TAKE BAD PICS ....... SO U LOOKING FOR A GOOD MAN THATS ME IAM A PLUMBER I HAVE MY OWN PLACE IN THE COUNTRY ..... LET TALK THANK YOU.....SEND PIC OF YOU.I SEND MORE BACK....."

 http://springfield.craigslist.org/m4w/3269537205.html