Thursday, February 16, 2012

Smoking Hot Time

New Occasional Smoker says: "Bottom line: I am a new occasional smoker exploring a smoking fetish. I get off on smoking and watching beautiful women smoke (Mmm ok... Think you just get off on watching beautiful women doing anything).

I'm a 41yo attractive (Really? By what definition? Not swamp slime?), white-collar Italian and PuertoRican male, 5'11", 195 lbs, traditionally clean-cut, recently exploring a smoking fetish. I only smoke cigarillos (Cohiba Cuban Minis, Black and Mild Creme, Cherry, or Wine, experimenting with others), as I find them better smelling, tasting, and just plain sexier. I would love to get with a sexy lady smoker, share my smokes with her and light up together on my patio, and if the comfort level and chemistry are right, eventually take it from there with some mutual masturbation, oral, or more (Whoooaaa there cowboy,  if you're going to put your mouth on someone's junk, you might as well go for the "or more")

I love the sexual symbolism of women smoking: the idea of the cigarette as phallus, of the hot, white, thick, sinful smoke as cum, the guilty pleasure of it, the arousal even as one is engaging in a risky, dangerous activity (You don't get touched often do you?).

One reason I like the idea of women smoking cigarillos in particular, besides the better smell, is that their dark color is more suggestive of ethnic sex partners than regular cigarettes.

I am confident and in control. I am not afraid of addiction, and not, in fact, addicted. I have strong genes. My father quit cold turkey one day 30+ years ago and never looked back. No cancer. His father smoked cigars. No problems there. My grandfather on my mother's side started smoking in NYC when he was 8 and smoked well into his 80s and did not get any smoking-related cancers. My mother smokes and is still going strong with no real issues. (Ya know if we were actually buying into this crap and thinking "Yea, that's hot. Smoking fetish. Mmmm...." *air hump*. This paragraph here would really kill that. Just say'n)

This is all by way of explanation, but in the end, I don't want to intellectualize about it (Too friggin late. You already did) - I just want to get off on it (hate to be the bearer of bad news, but that's not gonna happen.)

I love thin/petite to average-sized ladies, open with regard to age, willing to consider many different types along these lines, but would be particularly delighted by Caucasian blondes or tan-skinned ladies. Good-girls or intellectual types looking for some dangerous adventure on the side are also very welcome. Too many tats or piercings are a turn-off (It's that damn higher risk of hepatitis. He may be living on the edge here with smoking and all, but he's no dummy...)- sorry. (I know saying something like that in the Seattle area is a crime, but then again I ain't from these parts anyways. Originally from NYC.) :)

Able to host at my comfy one-bedroom apartment in Renton Highlands, near Kennydale.

Clean, discreet, safe, D&D free, friendly, and oh yes, well-educated, so there will be no lack of conversational material as we're doing the deed, should you wish it. Otherwise, a quiet, relaxed smoke is also fine by me.

Drinks (coffee, tea, wine, vodka, etc.) provided as well (Mmmm, refreshments...on second thought).

If any of you sexy ladies are interested, please email me with the subject line ''Sexy Seattle Smoker'' so I can be reasonably confident you are not spam.

Please be aware that I don't like smoking in the apartment (Of course not. Again, living on the edge here, not jumping off it). All smoking would be on my patio. If we want to get it on out there, heightening the dangerous thrill, that can be arranged, otherwise, we're gonna snuff out and take our fun inside."

Has smoking really become so socially unacceptable that it has turned into a fetish? Having a hard time with that one. Hey, here's an idea. Stop being a pussy and go get yourself some shiny spandex or diapers. Now those are fetishes.

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