Looks pretty creepy to us.
Monday, September 5, 2011
Looking for 3 girls to come out and party
3 Honest Guys say: "HEY! We are 3 honest guys looking to find some girls to come party with us, dont worry its nothing creepy, PROMISE!!"
Sunday, September 4, 2011
Complicated
That's always a good way to start things off.
Found a nice lady friend for one of our studs.
Complicated says: "Im a black female, 21 years old 5'5 with meat on my bones, but not neccessarily fat. I'm looking for a older successful man who has time for me, I don't want you JUST for your money (Mostly though.), I want your time, I want you to want to spend time with me, maybe even fall in love with me. I get dependent on others kinda easy, dont worry not financially (Uh huh...), but emotionally because I don't have much friends or family (and why is that? What happened to them?). I'm very attractive, and I have alot of great qualities, beautiful smile, country, sweet, good sense of humor, very very honest, and Im sure that I can impress you with my intelect. I guess the only bad thing so far, is if I do like you I get attached easily...scary? Well Im not crazy, so I wont stalk you (Kinda think'n you will.), just be waiting by the phone, so please if you respond have time for me, so my heart won't get broken again."
Who do you think the lucky fellow should be? Maybe a good match for Frustrated by Sorry, Nasty, Lying Women? She's not just after money and is "very, very honest" after all.
Found a nice lady friend for one of our studs.
Complicated says: "Im a black female, 21 years old 5'5 with meat on my bones, but not neccessarily fat. I'm looking for a older successful man who has time for me, I don't want you JUST for your money (Mostly though.), I want your time, I want you to want to spend time with me, maybe even fall in love with me. I get dependent on others kinda easy, dont worry not financially (Uh huh...), but emotionally because I don't have much friends or family (and why is that? What happened to them?). I'm very attractive, and I have alot of great qualities, beautiful smile, country, sweet, good sense of humor, very very honest, and Im sure that I can impress you with my intelect. I guess the only bad thing so far, is if I do like you I get attached easily...scary? Well Im not crazy, so I wont stalk you (Kinda think'n you will.), just be waiting by the phone, so please if you respond have time for me, so my heart won't get broken again."
Who do you think the lucky fellow should be? Maybe a good match for Frustrated by Sorry, Nasty, Lying Women? She's not just after money and is "very, very honest" after all.
Saturday, September 3, 2011
Stuff for Studs: Bacon!
Studs of Craigslist's newest feature is Stuff for Studs!
Occasionally we'll post about funny, strange, and ridiculous products we find around the web.
In honor of International Bacon Day we bring you Bacon-aids. Wounds no longer have to suffer behind undignified tan band-aids anymore! You can purchase Bacon-aids through Amazon by clicking on the picture.
*Bacon-aids offer no additional benefit than looking kick-ass!
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Tired of being alone and seeking a sincerely nice woman please - 55
Frustrated by Sorry, Nasty, Lying Women says: "Not sure if this is the right place to find a good, decent woman but figured what the heck, it wouldnt hurt to try (It might). I am seriously so tired of all the BS and lies, games, and just general all around crap that goes on all the time it seems between the sexes. There has got to be one decent woman who has some morals about herself and good character. I am not interested in any woman who drinks or smokes, goes to bars and skips around from one man to the next playing the lonely mistress game when all she is is just a lying ho (Don't rush to show us your kind and affectionate side).
I dont mean to sound mean but I am so frustrated by sorry, nasty, lying women who never stop the games and drama. PLEASE, PLEASE leave me alone and do not reply unless you are a kind, caring, giving, feminine woman. I'm moderately conservative so if you are a liberal it probably wouldnt work. I basically grew up in a small town and enjoy the simple things in life. I am very stable, financially anyway (Whoa...and in what ways are you unstable? That may be valuable to know now instead of finding out later.). I need a good woman to calm me down with kindness and tenderness, sweet whispers, a gentle touch holding hands, hugging, anything that is indicative of the desire to be true friends with zero ulterior motives.
I am not a philanthropist so do not ask me for money to pay your rent or cell phone bill. Or buy you some tires (lol, tires). I mean, damn, have some respect and integrity about yourself. I seriously am a decent man. I am straight up and dont play games. Life is too short for immature games. I dont smoke and very seldom drink. I'm not abusive, not a bum. I am affectionate once I get to know you. I am seeking a rare type woman I know. I am not attracted to big women, although it seems I am a magnet for BBW types (My, my you're picky aren't you?). Oh my god, they love me it seems. I am sorry and mean nothing personal. My preference is for a petite woman or someone with a slim or avg build. I dont care if you have big breasts or small. I'm more into the tight butt stuff (He's look'n for butt lovin'. You have been forewarned.). I love a woman who is giving, doesnt mind cooking a home cooked meal once in a blue moon. I dont mind a bit taking a woman out for a nice dinner but a man enjoys home cooked food sometimes (Is that so?). The thing is though, the rare woman I am seeking is one who is into a man with a bigger build. I dont consider myself as a fat slob. I am 6 ft 2, somewhat muscular, but I have put on weight from health problems the last several yrs. Thats another thing. I am limited some and cant go like most women like to (This deal just keeps getting better.). I'm not crippled but probably a woman who enjoys staying at home as well as going out sometimes is more along the line of what I am looking for.
I desire a woman who is stable, unattached, not on the rebound, not full of drama. If she has kids they are older maybe or well behaved. My only kid is grown and on his own now. Nothing wrong with having kids, I'd just like to find a woman who is in the mode of.........time for me now. I've raised my kids and its time for me now to have some fun and relaxation. Like I said before, life is short and I am tired of being alone. I'm not that bad looking (He won't make you want to puke like Swamp Creature anyway.), I'm very clean, stable, own my home and vehicles, dont owe anybody anything. I have some money to take a woman out or on a short trip. What I'd truly like to find is a woman who is stable, has her own money and can meet me halfway. She is attractive and doenst smoke or drink much. Her idea of a good time is not getting wasted. She needs companionship. Quality companionship from an honest man who wants very much to develop a sincere, lasting friendship, and maybe more who knows. I hope and pray that just one decent woman who sees this thinks we might be close to a match. If so, please send me a picture of you and some info about you. I would much prefer a woman who is within 15 miles of Cornelius/Lake Norman area. Maybe Mooresville, Denver, Huntersville, Davidson, Concord. Just please do not waste my time if you arent a nice person and you're only looking for a man who can do something for you monetarily. I have money and am not a cheapskate but will not just hand over something to someone I dont even know. OK, I tried. Thats all I can do."
So he's grouchy, bitter, overweight, and not that great looking. Oh and he's not buying anyone tires.... He expects to find an attractive and politically conservative woman, who allows rear entry and wants to cook for him. To top it off she has to be sober for all of it.
Sounds like he'd have better luck finding a unicorn than a woman who fits that bill.
A reader submitted Frustrated by Sorry, Nasty, Lying, Women's ad. Thanks Ellen!
I dont mean to sound mean but I am so frustrated by sorry, nasty, lying women who never stop the games and drama. PLEASE, PLEASE leave me alone and do not reply unless you are a kind, caring, giving, feminine woman. I'm moderately conservative so if you are a liberal it probably wouldnt work. I basically grew up in a small town and enjoy the simple things in life. I am very stable, financially anyway (Whoa...and in what ways are you unstable? That may be valuable to know now instead of finding out later.). I need a good woman to calm me down with kindness and tenderness, sweet whispers, a gentle touch holding hands, hugging, anything that is indicative of the desire to be true friends with zero ulterior motives.
I am not a philanthropist so do not ask me for money to pay your rent or cell phone bill. Or buy you some tires (lol, tires). I mean, damn, have some respect and integrity about yourself. I seriously am a decent man. I am straight up and dont play games. Life is too short for immature games. I dont smoke and very seldom drink. I'm not abusive, not a bum. I am affectionate once I get to know you. I am seeking a rare type woman I know. I am not attracted to big women, although it seems I am a magnet for BBW types (My, my you're picky aren't you?). Oh my god, they love me it seems. I am sorry and mean nothing personal. My preference is for a petite woman or someone with a slim or avg build. I dont care if you have big breasts or small. I'm more into the tight butt stuff (He's look'n for butt lovin'. You have been forewarned.). I love a woman who is giving, doesnt mind cooking a home cooked meal once in a blue moon. I dont mind a bit taking a woman out for a nice dinner but a man enjoys home cooked food sometimes (Is that so?). The thing is though, the rare woman I am seeking is one who is into a man with a bigger build. I dont consider myself as a fat slob. I am 6 ft 2, somewhat muscular, but I have put on weight from health problems the last several yrs. Thats another thing. I am limited some and cant go like most women like to (This deal just keeps getting better.). I'm not crippled but probably a woman who enjoys staying at home as well as going out sometimes is more along the line of what I am looking for.
I desire a woman who is stable, unattached, not on the rebound, not full of drama. If she has kids they are older maybe or well behaved. My only kid is grown and on his own now. Nothing wrong with having kids, I'd just like to find a woman who is in the mode of.........time for me now. I've raised my kids and its time for me now to have some fun and relaxation. Like I said before, life is short and I am tired of being alone. I'm not that bad looking (He won't make you want to puke like Swamp Creature anyway.), I'm very clean, stable, own my home and vehicles, dont owe anybody anything. I have some money to take a woman out or on a short trip. What I'd truly like to find is a woman who is stable, has her own money and can meet me halfway. She is attractive and doenst smoke or drink much. Her idea of a good time is not getting wasted. She needs companionship. Quality companionship from an honest man who wants very much to develop a sincere, lasting friendship, and maybe more who knows. I hope and pray that just one decent woman who sees this thinks we might be close to a match. If so, please send me a picture of you and some info about you. I would much prefer a woman who is within 15 miles of Cornelius/Lake Norman area. Maybe Mooresville, Denver, Huntersville, Davidson, Concord. Just please do not waste my time if you arent a nice person and you're only looking for a man who can do something for you monetarily. I have money and am not a cheapskate but will not just hand over something to someone I dont even know. OK, I tried. Thats all I can do."
So he's grouchy, bitter, overweight, and not that great looking. Oh and he's not buying anyone tires.... He expects to find an attractive and politically conservative woman, who allows rear entry and wants to cook for him. To top it off she has to be sober for all of it.
Sounds like he'd have better luck finding a unicorn than a woman who fits that bill.
A reader submitted Frustrated by Sorry, Nasty, Lying, Women's ad. Thanks Ellen!
Employed and Sane Seeks Relationship With A Girl With Hairy Arms
Likes 'em Hairy says: "Looking for some short-term fun and involvement which could hopefully lead to a longer-term relationship. I have always had a hair fetish ever since I was a kid. If you've ever been teased about your hairiness, odds are I'm looking for you. You must be attractive, friendly, respectful, intelligent, enthusiastic, clean, D&D free, and most of all, HAIRY."
Picture below was provided by Likes 'em Hairy for your reference.
Seems we may have inadvertently found another member of Don's family. His genealogy has become Studs of Craigslist's side project.
Don's family is a part of a movement. Their mission is to restore human fur and take on the bastardous clothing industry. Human fur is a natural covering and protectant from the elements. Are you tired of buying clothes? not being a "fashionista"? or maybe just fed up with the neverending loads of laundry? Then join Don and his family in their mission. Grow fur!
Thursday, September 1, 2011
Want a Tattoo? - 29 (Boise)
Not from you.
Aspiring Pedophile says: "You have heard A LOT of sad stories on here, I know. How much pity do you have left? Here are 5 things about TJ!
1) I have a job, but I'm not rich.
2) I do tattoos, but I'm not the best (yet).
3) I currently stay on Boise Ave, but moving soon. Prefer the north end or downtown.
4) I smoke.
5) I've been to prison, but now i"m a good boy! Ask my P.O.!
Here are 4 REASONS you should call me instead of the other guys on here:
1) I'm not a sex-offender (Yet...see number 4.), you can check the web*site!
2) I would hook you up a tattoo if we got close.
3) I'll treat you better than my ex! I promise
(Well how bad did you treat her? and how much better? Because if you went to prison for killing her, then in comparison beating us would be better... and that's not good at all.)
4) I'm better with kids than you, I should run a day-care!"
Aspiring Pedophile says: "You have heard A LOT of sad stories on here, I know. How much pity do you have left? Here are 5 things about TJ!
1) I have a job, but I'm not rich.
2) I do tattoos, but I'm not the best (yet).
3) I currently stay on Boise Ave, but moving soon. Prefer the north end or downtown.
4) I smoke.
5) I've been to prison, but now i"m a good boy! Ask my P.O.!
Here are 4 REASONS you should call me instead of the other guys on here:
1) I'm not a sex-offender (Yet...see number 4.), you can check the web*site!
2) I would hook you up a tattoo if we got close.
3) I'll treat you better than my ex! I promise
(Well how bad did you treat her? and how much better? Because if you went to prison for killing her, then in comparison beating us would be better... and that's not good at all.)
4) I'm better with kids than you, I should run a day-care!"
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