Elvis needs a naughty helper!

Elvis says: "Elvis needs a naughty helper this Christmas season! Are there any naughty college girls or ladies who think they still look like college girls for some naughty photo shoots and possibly more? Send your face and naughty pics, along with your number, and tell Elvis why you should be in his photo shoot!"

"Elvis" needs a better Elvis get-up and to spend some time working on his pecs. 

That's not a banana in his pocket. He's happy to see you. 

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