Either this is the same guy from Done being picky? or him and his twin brother decided to post ads at the same time. He just used a different pic.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/3317608027.html
Friday, October 5, 2012
Sex Maniac Girlfriend Wanted - 48
Not Impressive? says: "Are you a nice girl who loves sex and you would like a relationship with
a guy who loves it as much as you do? For me, sex is a way of having
the intimacy, passion, and emotional connection needed for a successful
relationship. I would prefer to have a monogamous partner who wants a
long-term relationship. Please tell me about yourself and send pictures,
and I will respond in kind."
Either this is the same guy from Done being picky? or him and his twin brother decided to post ads at the same time. He just used a different pic.
Either this is the same guy from Done being picky? or him and his twin brother decided to post ads at the same time. He just used a different pic.
Done Being Picky? - 48
What he means is, are you ready to settle? Have you given up on your hopes and dreams yet?
Not Impressive says: "Are you finally done looking for your mythical "soul mate" or fantasy man who, even if you met such a person, would not end up being what you thought you wanted anyway? Are you ready to date a real person and do the work to have a relationship where you focus on what you give and not just what you get? Then I want to talk to you!
I am a intelligent, athletic, active, non-smoking, non-drinking, never married guy with no children. I live a simple, non-competitive lifestyle and want to find a partner to enjoy the second half of my life with. Please tell me about yourself with recent pictures and let's get to know each other!"
Most men go on Craigslist and try to convince women they are the best man, the man every woman has been looking for. Not this guy! Nope. He's upfront about the fact that you will not be impressed with him. That's gotta count for something.
Not Impressive says: "Are you finally done looking for your mythical "soul mate" or fantasy man who, even if you met such a person, would not end up being what you thought you wanted anyway? Are you ready to date a real person and do the work to have a relationship where you focus on what you give and not just what you get? Then I want to talk to you!
I am a intelligent, athletic, active, non-smoking, non-drinking, never married guy with no children. I live a simple, non-competitive lifestyle and want to find a partner to enjoy the second half of my life with. Please tell me about yourself with recent pictures and let's get to know each other!"
Most men go on Craigslist and try to convince women they are the best man, the man every woman has been looking for. Not this guy! Nope. He's upfront about the fact that you will not be impressed with him. That's gotta count for something.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/3317614015.html
Thursday, October 4, 2012
im done being bored and dealin wit fakes
Sunshine and Rainbows says: "Ok here's the deal. I'm sick of fakes I'm sick of fuking ads and I'm
sick of lieing cheating bitches. If ur a fake ill know. If ur an ad ill
hack ur fucking computer to meltdown. If u lie cheat or are just a plain
bitch to everyone u meet don't even fucking bother. (His candor is refreshing. One might even say that it is charming. Just depends on what you're into...)
Now that's outa the way. The name is jarret. I live now in rock hill south carolina. A stones throw from winthrop. I currently am living with my mother and helping her out. She has been going through a tough time and I only started living with her to help her through her rough patch. Since most if not al my family members are etheir honstley too busy with they re lives or are just complete assholes. (More of that candor we so enjoy.)
Enough of that. I'm 5 9 white with blk hair green eyes. I'm average build and in my opinion nothing too great to look at but from wat I've been told, cute (You have been lied to.). I do work. Currentlly getting. My shit together. I have been in a few recent relationships that ended badly. I still hurt but just looking for a ear at the very least (He wants to cry to you about all of his bullshit.).
Ill be honest I love sex but I control myself unlike other ravonous dogs out there (He has his good points too, though.). I'm a nice guy but will never be afraid to tell someone off (You don't say.). I drink socially and trying to quit smoking. I love video games and bike rides. I'm looking for a girl who understands my situation. I'm by no means racist or judgemental. I am very open minded so no subject is off limits. I like a girl who is similar. Has a good head on her shoulders at the very least. And her heart in the right place. Some family values would be nice along with a quirky side as me and my family are. Someone who likes walks talks cuddles and romantic dinners but also likes being lazy sexy and a little crazy:-P
I have no problem giving my number but I do have kik. If u read this far I suppose ur interested. Make sure u type your favorite food into the subject line so I know ur not a bot. Don't ask me to sign up for this or that cuz i wont. so hope to hear from u soon"
At least he ends on a good note.
Now that's outa the way. The name is jarret. I live now in rock hill south carolina. A stones throw from winthrop. I currently am living with my mother and helping her out. She has been going through a tough time and I only started living with her to help her through her rough patch. Since most if not al my family members are etheir honstley too busy with they re lives or are just complete assholes. (More of that candor we so enjoy.)
Enough of that. I'm 5 9 white with blk hair green eyes. I'm average build and in my opinion nothing too great to look at but from wat I've been told, cute (You have been lied to.). I do work. Currentlly getting. My shit together. I have been in a few recent relationships that ended badly. I still hurt but just looking for a ear at the very least (He wants to cry to you about all of his bullshit.).
Ill be honest I love sex but I control myself unlike other ravonous dogs out there (He has his good points too, though.). I'm a nice guy but will never be afraid to tell someone off (You don't say.). I drink socially and trying to quit smoking. I love video games and bike rides. I'm looking for a girl who understands my situation. I'm by no means racist or judgemental. I am very open minded so no subject is off limits. I like a girl who is similar. Has a good head on her shoulders at the very least. And her heart in the right place. Some family values would be nice along with a quirky side as me and my family are. Someone who likes walks talks cuddles and romantic dinners but also likes being lazy sexy and a little crazy:-P
I have no problem giving my number but I do have kik. If u read this far I suppose ur interested. Make sure u type your favorite food into the subject line so I know ur not a bot. Don't ask me to sign up for this or that cuz i wont. so hope to hear from u soon"
At least he ends on a good note.
http://charlotte.craigslist.org/m4w/3306129505.html
Wednesday, October 3, 2012
Tuesday, October 2, 2012
Looking for my geek queen!
Geek Prince says: "Do you collect comic books? Do you enjoy video games? Would you rather
watch Doctor Who than Gossip Girl? I am tired of having to pretend to be
someone else when I date. I am a geek and I am not afraid to admit it. I
want to find a girl who likes me for me and not try to change me. I
know that somewhere out there is a girl like this and I don't know why
they would be cruising this site but hey a guy can try. If you think you
are a beautiful geek princess and want a geek prince then please
message me :]"
There's nothing wrong with being a geek, but there's everything wrong with that vest. The whole vest with no shirt on "look" is bad. Very bad. Why are you hanging out around your house with a vest on, anyway? Was putting a complete shirt on too much effort? "Eh...a vest will do. It's kind of like a shirt...". Then there's your "I'm too sexy for my shirt" facial expression. You may want to reconsider pretending to be someone else, at least until you stop sucking so much.
There's nothing wrong with being a geek, but there's everything wrong with that vest. The whole vest with no shirt on "look" is bad. Very bad. Why are you hanging out around your house with a vest on, anyway? Was putting a complete shirt on too much effort? "Eh...a vest will do. It's kind of like a shirt...". Then there's your "I'm too sexy for my shirt" facial expression. You may want to reconsider pretending to be someone else, at least until you stop sucking so much.
http://charlotte.craigslist.org/m4w/3306849154.html
Monday, October 1, 2012
attached guy looking for what my girl wont let me do to her
Back so soon? Previous ad: my girls actin like a brat are you the woman for me
Probably Gay says: "Ok I'm 26 190 lbs very fit and very muscular I work construction usually 10 to 14 hours a day with a 20 min lunch and maybe 2 ten minute breaks (What is the reason you are sharing those details? Do you intend to "please" a woman during your breaks?) I'm a great pleaser looking to find a woman who can deepthroat and likes anal race and age isn't important to me I love all races(even though I haven't got to try outside my race yet but curious) and of course I like 18± but I also love older women all I'm looking for is someone slim to thick sorry just my prefrence and no dudes for me at all not gay and definitely not thinking about it my mind works off the female body nothing on a male intrests me at all (Except pounding their ass, of course.) but I does almost make me cum while I'm pleasing that body till u cream on my face fingers dick I'm not scarred my toungue will go places no man has been on ur body well does it sound as good as I look well put what ud let me do to u in the subject line and a pic in the message number is optional but would get immediate response with a pic and number if u leave just a message and a number it'll go in the trash cause ill want to see a pic before calling or txting and if u send a pic we can chat inbox style I guess but to those spammers I'm not signing up for NOTHING IT WILL GO STRAIGT TO THE TRASH ____ I'M FULLY REAL AND HAVE PERMISSION TO PLAY (Last ad you were about to be single...) and this ain't a hit and qiut if we like each other we can see each other however often u would like THIS IS BURGER KING HAVE MY WHOPPER ANY WAY U LIKE (What?) oh and ps I can be very discreet if needed to on ur part cause I understand when u ain't getting what u want from home right I mean we love them and do everything for but why isn't they do everything for us or atleast try it right ill fulfill those fantsys for u want to help me with mine?"
Not at all.
Probably Gay says: "Ok I'm 26 190 lbs very fit and very muscular I work construction usually 10 to 14 hours a day with a 20 min lunch and maybe 2 ten minute breaks (What is the reason you are sharing those details? Do you intend to "please" a woman during your breaks?) I'm a great pleaser looking to find a woman who can deepthroat and likes anal race and age isn't important to me I love all races(even though I haven't got to try outside my race yet but curious) and of course I like 18± but I also love older women all I'm looking for is someone slim to thick sorry just my prefrence and no dudes for me at all not gay and definitely not thinking about it my mind works off the female body nothing on a male intrests me at all (Except pounding their ass, of course.) but I does almost make me cum while I'm pleasing that body till u cream on my face fingers dick I'm not scarred my toungue will go places no man has been on ur body well does it sound as good as I look well put what ud let me do to u in the subject line and a pic in the message number is optional but would get immediate response with a pic and number if u leave just a message and a number it'll go in the trash cause ill want to see a pic before calling or txting and if u send a pic we can chat inbox style I guess but to those spammers I'm not signing up for NOTHING IT WILL GO STRAIGT TO THE TRASH ____ I'M FULLY REAL AND HAVE PERMISSION TO PLAY (Last ad you were about to be single...) and this ain't a hit and qiut if we like each other we can see each other however often u would like THIS IS BURGER KING HAVE MY WHOPPER ANY WAY U LIKE (What?) oh and ps I can be very discreet if needed to on ur part cause I understand when u ain't getting what u want from home right I mean we love them and do everything for but why isn't they do everything for us or atleast try it right ill fulfill those fantsys for u want to help me with mine?"
Not at all.
http://charlotte.craigslist.org/m4w/3308194339.html
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