IF.....

you contact him chances are you won't be heard from again....


Nice Fun Loving Guy (read: Serial Killer) says: "this bikini looks like it will fit you,your the lady i would love to come hang out on deck and swim (read: drown)..."

A few questions for NFLG:

Where did this bikini come from and why do you have it? Where do you bury the bodies? Why is your gate seemingly innocently open with a swing set in view? Why can't we see your face?

The only thing missing from this post is some candy folks.

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