looking for a good woman

Has So Much To Offer says: "looking for a good woman to live with me. no bills to pay, just some light house work."

Hold on, this one might actually be a good deal... 

Let's see what you get in exchange for some "light house work" (i.e. shlobbing his knob and making him a sandwich): 

* Free place to live. Home is likely mobile, so ya know that has its perks. 
* Luxurious pool. Also mobile. 
* Truck that works some of the time. 
* And a virile, yet out of shape, middle aged man. 

Sweet! Don't let this opportunity pass you by...

 http://columbia.craigslist.org/m4w/3152641389.html