Monday, March 5, 2012

Swamp Creature is Back?!

Wow, thought he'd surely find love with his last ad.  Wonder what happened? Well,  you know what they say... One man's junk is another man's treasure. 

Swamp Creature says: "i am a single white 35 year old male looking 4 my queen. i have my own place (May or may not be a dilapidated trailer. More than likely is.) and a car (Comes with "get away smoke" for out running the man. Sweeet.) i make ends meets (Making ends meet, meeting ends. Potato, potahto.). i am down to earth ,laid back (Uh huh... we could keep decoding this but you probably got the picture by now.) and i will treat u like the queen (Figured out the strings weren't the problem, huh?) that u are so if u r real and interrested hit me up asap.i am real and not into all the bs and the game"

We'll spare you the latest picture of his "treasure".

*Ad contains nude images of male genitalia. View at your own discretion. Not suitable for all audiences.*


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