Sunday, April 15, 2012

ISO: Redneck Princess

 What does a redneck princess look like? We're picturing something like this...

Going Through a Divorce says: "Hi ladies. Im lookfor a down to earth girlfriend. One that's not afraid to get dirty. I am going through a divorce. She cheated and wanted to b free. I have a four year old son. If interested"

Can't imagine why she would want to "b free" from you. 

Is the four year old an offering? "If you take a ride on the baloney pony, I'll give you this kid!" Seems like a win-win for you... 

Who's gonna be the new queen of his double wide??? Will it be you?!

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