Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Cleaning, Adult Style - Nude House Cleaning

Family coming for the holidays? No time to get that extra cleaning done? Do you just want to watch some strange naked guy walk around your house with a duster? Junk swaying in the wind...

Nude House Cleaner says: "Cleaning is boring and you don't want to do it, but now it can be fun!!! 23 yr old Male 5"8 130lbs - Offering nude house cleaning at $25/hr. This IS NOT a sex ad. This is a nude maid service, like a stripper but with a twist. Please be respectful and discreet. I will come fully clothed and ready to clean. Will walk around naked and vaccum, sweep, mop etc. If interested please leave a name and number and I will contact you back. Serious inquirys only. Thank you"

Also makes a great gift!

If there's someone on your list you're just not sure what to get this year consider giving the gift of a clean house. Grandma doesn't really want another...calendar, coffee mug, mouse pad, etc... with your kid's face on it. Your kindergartner's teacher has enough soap, lotions, and candles to last a lifetime.  Why not give them something unexpected this Christmas? Something they'll remember for many years to come. Nothing will surprise like the Nude Cleaner!

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