Pack'n Rubbers says: "I am looking for a nice looking cougar or MILF to make out with and hopely to make love too. I am a clean and D&D free male. I am looking for a white woman who is clean, well groomed, DD free and who can host. I can be descreet if I have too. One thing is, I love to get wet and messy or WAM for short. I like smear food on each others shirt and make out, this helps me to get it up. I will pay for dry cleaning or wash your shirt!!!! just dont wear white or light grey, lol. I will be packing the rubbers. I will trade pictures of my face after you e-mail me, hope to see you around. Please put "BBQ SAUCE STAIN" in the subject box so I know its not spam."
Smearing food on each other's clothes really helps you out down there? It gets you excited in your pants? At least he offers to take care of cleaning up and provides his own prophylactics. He's rather generous and thoughtful don't you think?
Just a thought here but if rubbing food into clothes gets your rocks off then commercials like this would be pornographic for you right? hmm....
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