Home Alone?

Does not having a stalker have you feeling down? Do you often wonder why no one has become unhealthily obsessed with you? What you need is a peep'n tom....

And we've got one for ya! Michael has over 10 years of experience at being a pervert. He's available to watch you through your window whenever you like and long after you wish he'd stop.

Michael is also available to stand at the foot of your bed and stare at you while you sleep. These services are just a click away. Go on and text him your address and he'll be over in no time to stare at you. 

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