Sunday, September 11, 2011

i need a girlfriend ! - 32

He ate the last one.

Needs a Girlfriend says: "i need a very attractive girl that wants a relationship w/ me and knows im am safe with im safe man and i am not a bad person at all i wont harm u at all i promise"

His insistence on not being dangerous is a little unsettling but a promise is a promise....  He can't be held accountable for what happens when hungry though. Without a well thought out exit plan you could very well end up being his after dinner snack.

If the "oil" he's using to give you a massage has a buttery better throw him a twinkie from the night stand and ruuun!

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