Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Married man looking for

...a divorce with a tasty side of perpetual debt.

Married Guy says: "I am a married guy looking for NSA sex within a radius of 75 miles of Louisville. Only serious inquiries please. Your picture gets my facial picture."

That's a whole lot of unsexiness.

You can keep the face pic. You've shown us your man boobs, sucked in gut, the fun gravity has had with your ass, and hunch back. There's not a face out there that can make up for your douchbaggery or unkept physique.

1 comment:

  1. douchbaggery... we need to get that in to websters and oh by the way please take captchas off for posting